Handhelds
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Handhelds 〰️
The Karate Kid
Train your tastebuds for flavor victory with "The Karate Kid!" This sandwich packs a powerful punch – a medley of chopped Italian cold cuts, crisp lettuce, and juicy tomatoes, all balanced by the smoky richness of gouda cheese. Slather on a zesty Italian dressing and prepare yourself for the ultimate flavor showdown. Wax on the flavor, wax off any regrets – this sandwich is a knockout!
The Electric Boogaloo
Get ready to pop, lock, and savor with "The Electric Boogaloo!" This sandwich is guaranteed to get your tastebuds movin' and groovin'. Succulent grilled chicken and creamy smoked gouda breakdance in perfect harmony, while sweet, caramelized bell peppers and onions add a flavorful twist. This symphony of smoky, savory, and slightly sweet flavors is so electrifying, you won't be able to resist bustin' a move!
The fat bastard
Get ready for a flavor explosion, baby! "The Fat Bastard" ain't for the faint of heart. Tender, smoky brisket gets smothered in a sloppy joe mix so good, it'll make you shout "Get in mah belly!" Our house sauce adds a savory kick, while the cool, creamy jalapeno coleslaw brings a zesty crunch. Yeah, baby, this sandwich is pure shagadelic deliciousness!
The wild thornberrys
Channel your inner Eliza Thornberry with this wild Asian adventure for your taste buds! Savory, sauteed oyster mushrooms mingle with crisp lettuce and juicy tomatoes, all tossed in a light, Asian-inspired sauce that'll have you saying "Smashing!"
The Clawww
Get ready for a flavor party that'll have you yelling, "THE Clawww!" Juicy lobster and savory pork belly are a match made in heaven, piled high with fresh lettuce and tomato for an explosion of textures and flavors. This sandwich is so ridiculously delicious, you might need a whole day to recover!
The Sho Nuff
Who's the master? You are, with 'The Sho Nuff'! This sandwich packs a flavor punch – juicy turkey, sweet figs, and a fiery kick of sriracha balanced by creamy mayo. A drizzle of hot honey adds a touch of sweet heat, while crisp lettuce and tomato keep things fresh. Prepare to taste the power!
The Spinelli
Don't be a Randall! Get your hands on 'The Spinelli' – a flavor knockout with crispy fried mortadella and a smoky punch of gouda cheese. Served with our signature house chips, this sandwich is so good, it'll have you shouting "SCANDALOUS!
The Little Foot
Embark on a prehistoric taste adventure with "The Littlefoot!" This vibrant mix of greens, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, bell peppers, and broccolini is a veggie lover's dream, finished with a tangy Italian dressing and a layer of creamy smoked gouda. Who knew eating your greens could be this delicious?
The Bayou
Get ready for high quality, Mama-approved flavor with "The Bayou!" This ain't your average muffuletta – it's a traditional New Orleans masterpiece piled high with our own house-made olive tapenade for an extra burst of savory goodness. One bite, and you'll be channeling your inner Mud Dog!
Sharables
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Sharables 〰️
The Rolie Polie Olie
It's time for a flavor adventure as round and delicious as Rolie Polie Olie himself! Our "Rolie Polie Olie" features pillowy pierogies smothered in Ozzy's peppers & onions and a blanket of our creamy house sauce. This dish is so cozy and yummy, it'll have you saying "Zowie!" with each bite.
The Danger Zone
Channel your inner Maverick and enter The Danger Zone! Our signature house wings are like Maverick himself – daring and delicious. Choose your weapon: take them regular for a smooth flight, or spicy for a fiery mission. Prepare for flavor takeoff with every bite!
Bubba’s BBQ Shrimp
Y'all, get ready for a shrimpin' good time with "Bubba's Shrimp"! This ain't no ordinary shrimp – it's a New Orleans-style flavor explosion, just like Bubba woulda loved. Savory shrimp simmered in a spicy sauce, perfect for dippin' those crostinis... Mmm-mmm, that's good eatin'! You might just find yourself sayin', "Life is like a box of chocolates" after tryin' this dish.
The Golden Girls
Gather your best gal pals and get ready for a taste of lanai living with "The Golden Girls"! Choose your favorite protein and savor these crispy crostinis topped with a decadent smoked gouda spread, a drizzle of olive oil, and a sprinkle of fried garlic, smoked salt, and parsley. This shareable appetizer is the perfect way to dish about life's juicy moments, just like Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia would.
Rose - Shrimp
Blanche - BBQ Brisket
Sophia - Hot Capicola
Dorothy - Oyster Mushroom
Entrees
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Entrees 〰️
The Beverly Hills Ninja
Get ready for a flavor adventure that's more clumsy than cunning with "The Beverly Hills Ninja"! This unexpected mix of cannellini miso, fiery Thai chilies, funky kimchi, and crispy fried garlic will leave your tastebuds doing a bewildered backflip. Top it all off with crostinis, and you've got a dish that might be a hilarious misfire... or surprisingly delicious! Just like Haru, it's definitely worth a try.
The urban Cowboy
Saddle up for a flavor ride with "The Urban Cowboy"! This ain't no dainty dish – it's smoky, fire-grilled chicken piled high with tangy-sweet caramelized onions and bell peppers. Think of it as a two-steppin' good time for your tastebuds, a hearty meal that embodies the wild spirit of a Texas honky-tonk.
The Swamp Thing
Embrace the murky depths of flavor with "The Swamp Thing"! These pillowy dumplings rise from a bed of earthy shaved parmesan, waiting to be tangled with a sprinkle of fiery crushed red pepper. Just like Swamp Thing himself, this dish might look mysterious at first, but one bite will reveal a heart of deliciousness.
The You’re My Lobster
"The You're My Lobster" isn't just a cheesy saying, it's a flavor explosion on a plate! Succulent lobster dives into a pool of creamy smoked gouda mac and cheese, creating a dish so good, it's like finding your soulmate (culinary soulmate, that is). A sprinkle of black lava sea salt adds a touch of sophistication, just like Phoebe's quirky style. This dish is perfect for celebrating friendship – just be sure to share with your lobster, or risk a major pivot!
The Captain Hook
Avast ye, matey! Set sail for a flavor adventure with "The Captain Hook"! This 8oz panko-crusted salmon, glazed with a fiery Caribbean rum sauce, be a treasure fer yer tastebuds. Juicy bell peppers and onions add a touch of sweetness, perfect for battling those scurvy dogs. Choose yer side and prepare for a feast that'll have ye yellin', "Bangarang!"
The Yabba Dabba Doo
Get ready for a prehistoric feast with "The Yabba Dabba Doo!" This slow-roasted osso buco is a brontosaurus-sized portion of tender, fall-off-the-bone deliciousness. It's piled high on a bed of creamy parmesan parpadelle, the perfect fuel for your next Bedrock adventure. One bite, and you'll be shouting "Yabba Dabba Doo!" just like Fred Flintstone after a hard day at the quarry.
Salads
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Salads 〰️
The Lunchbox Salad
Get ready to unpack a blast from the past with "The Lunchbox Salad"! This hearty mix of greens, Italian cold cuts, and chunked pork belly will transport you right back to the school cafeteria. Diced onions, bell peppers, and fiery cherry peppers add a flavor punch that's as bold as your favorite cartoon lunchbox. And just like finding a surprise treat, the warm bacon dressing takes this salad to the next level. One bite, and you'll be humming 80s tunes and reminiscing about those simpler days.
The Little Shop Of Horrors
Don't be fooled by the innocent greens – "The Little Shop of Horrors" holds a surprising secret! Earthy spinach mingles with smoky gouda, sweet bell peppers, and onions, all tempting you with their vibrant colors. But just like Audrey II, there's a hunger lurking beneath the surface... the creamy Italian dressing adds a crave-worthy richness that might just leave you yelling, "Feed me, Seymour!"
The Face/Off
Prepare for a flavor identity crisis with "The Face/Off" split romaine! One side is the classic, crisp romaine blanketed in the creamy richness of house Caesar dressing, a sprinkle of parmesan bringing it all together. The other half? Well, that's where things get wild – explore our list of additional adventurous toppings to create your own unique flavor combination. Two faces, one salad, endless delicious possibilities!
Desserts
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Desserts 〰️
The Cosmic Brownie Cheesecake
Blast off for a flavor adventure with "The Cosmic Brownie Cheesecake!" This ain't your average cheesecake – it's a fudgy, out-of-this-world experience. Dusted with powdered sugar and a sprinkle of rainbow magic (aka sprinkles!), this cheesecake is a childhood favorite reborn, ready to take your tastebuds on a cosmic joyride!
The Powerpuff Girls
Get ready for superpowered flavor with these Gelato Bombs inspired by The Powerpuff Girls! Choose your weapon:
Blossom: This chocolate bomb packs a punch of rich, fudgy goodness, just like Blossom's leadership.
Bubbles: Zesty and bright, the lemon gelato is a burst of sunshine - perfect for bubbly personalities like Bubbles!
Buttercup: This pistachio powerhouse delivers a nutty, earthy flavor that's as bold as Buttercup's fighting spirit.
Baby Spice
Channel your inner girl power with "The Baby Spice"! Don't let the name fool you – this spiced apple cake packs a surprise! Warm, comforting apple flavors mingle with a subtle habanero kick, just like Baby Spice herself – sweet with a hint of unexpected sass. It's the perfect treat to remind you that even the cutest spice can bring the heat!